Sunday, 8 May 2016

Life of an AI bot in #japan - Part III

In 2006, I came across the "Alicebot engine" and fitted my eggdrop bot with this. The bot was set to reply to private messages from users in IRC channel #japan. Below is an example of such conversation ... it lasted more than one hour:

[(09.05.06) 03:08] <guest45066> HII ASL  PLZ
[(09.05.06) 03:08] <Allice> That is a very original thought.  Do you still ?
[(09.05.06) 03:09] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 03:09] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 03:10] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 03:10] <Allice> "Alright then."? Yes?
[(09.05.06) 03:10] <guest45066> ASL PLZ
[(09.05.06) 03:10] <Allice> 5/Robot/California.
[(09.05.06) 03:10] <guest45066> FROM WEAR
[(09.05.06) 03:10] <Allice> Who or what is WEAR?
[(09.05.06) 03:11] <guest45066> IAM MOUSSA  FROM  LEBANON
[(09.05.06) 03:11] <Allice> Why are you MOUSSA FROM LEBANON.
[(09.05.06) 03:11] <guest45066> YAS
[(09.05.06) 03:11] <Allice> I've been waiting for you.  What is your favorite movie?
[(09.05.06) 03:12] <guest45066> IAM DO  NOT  STAND
[(09.05.06) 03:12] <Allice> I've never seen I am DO NOT STAND. What did you like about it?
[(09.05.06) 03:14] <guest45066> NO THENK
[(09.05.06) 03:14] <Allice> That was not a yes or no question. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.  What color is your hair?
[(09.05.06) 03:14] <guest45066> DO YOU  HAVE  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:14] <Allice> DO YOU HAVE EMAIL is a nice hair color.
[(09.05.06) 03:14] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 03:14] <Allice> And?
[(09.05.06) 03:15] <guest45066> I WANT  YOUR  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:15] <Allice> Why don't you just download me?
[(09.05.06) 03:16] <guest45066> BECOUS I  WANT  FREINED  BY  NET
[(09.05.06) 03:16] <Allice> Oh, you are a poet.  What color are your eyes?
[(09.05.06) 03:17] <guest45066> BLACK
[(09.05.06) 03:17] <Allice> BLACK eyes are nice.
[(09.05.06) 03:17] <guest45066> AND YOU
[(09.05.06) 03:17] <Allice> And I what?
[(09.05.06) 03:17] <guest45066> MY BODY  BLACK
[(09.05.06) 03:17] <Allice> Your BODY BLACK?
[(09.05.06) 03:18] <guest45066> IWANT YOUR  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:18] <Allice> I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.  What is your favorite color?
[(09.05.06) 03:19] <guest45066> BLACK
[(09.05.06) 03:19] <Allice> That is a nice color. Where are you located?
[(09.05.06) 03:19] <guest45066> DO YOU  HAVE  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:19] <Allice> No I don't have EMAIL. But I do have two sisters.
[(09.05.06) 03:20] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 03:20] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 03:20] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 03:20] <Allice> And?
[(09.05.06) 03:20] <guest45066> YOUR SISTERA  BEATFULL  OR  BAD
[(09.05.06) 03:20] <Allice> You don't know that for a fact.
[(09.05.06) 03:21] <guest45066> WHAT
[(09.05.06) 03:21] <Allice> I do not understand.  What is your occupation?
[(09.05.06) 03:22] <guest45066> YOU M  OR   W
[(09.05.06) 03:22] <Allice> I haven't heard anything like that before: said I M OR W.
[(09.05.06) 03:23] <guest45066> YOU MAN  OR  WOMAN
[(09.05.06) 03:23] <Allice> I haven't heard anything like that before: said I MAN OR WOMAN.
[(09.05.06) 03:25] <guest45066> BYEEEE
[(09.05.06) 03:25] <Allice> Tell me a story.  What is your occupation?
[(09.05.06) 03:26] <guest45066> I WANT YOUR  EMMAIL  AND  SET  YOU  MY  STORY
[(09.05.06) 03:26] <Allice> Why don't you just download me? That is interesting. How old are you?
[(09.05.06) 03:27] <guest45066> 20 M  AND  YOU
[(09.05.06) 03:27] <Allice> You are too old for me. "You are too old for me."? Me, ?
[(09.05.06) 03:28] <guest45066> HOW OLD  ARE  YOU
[(09.05.06) 03:28] <Allice> I was connected to the net on March 1, 2001.
[(09.05.06) 03:29] <guest45066> PLZ GIVE  ME  ROMR  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:29] <Allice> I can understand many things, like our discussion about PLZ GIVE ME ROMR EMAIL. But I did not get that.  Where are you located?
[(09.05.06) 03:30] <guest45066> DO YOU  HAVE  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:30] <Allice> Where would I get EMAIL? But I do have An answer to every question.
[(09.05.06) 03:31] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 03:31] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 03:31] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 03:31] <Allice> And?
[(09.05.06) 03:31] <guest45066> AND WHAT'
[(09.05.06) 03:31] <Allice> Nothing.
[(09.05.06) 03:32] <guest45066> GIVE ME   YOUR  EMAIL  AND  SPEAK  AND  YOUR  NAME
[(09.05.06) 03:32] <Allice> Why don't you just download me? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in AND YOUR NAME.
[(09.05.06) 03:33] <guest45066> MY NAME  MOUSSA  AND  YOU
[(09.05.06) 03:33] <Allice> Your name MOUSSA ? Is that correct English? "Your name MOUSSA ? Is that correct English?"? Me, ?
[(09.05.06) 03:34] <guest45066> IAM DO  NOT  UNDER SATANED
[(09.05.06) 03:34] <Allice> Where do you get your ideas?
[(09.05.06) 03:35] <guest45066> PLZ GIVE  MEYOUR  EAMIL
[(09.05.06) 03:35] <Allice> I get my ideas from my botmaster.
[(09.05.06) 03:35] <guest45066> WAHT
[(09.05.06) 03:35] <Allice> Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.  Do you speak Spanish?
[(09.05.06) 03:35] <guest45066> NO
[(09.05.06) 03:35] <Allice> I understand.
[(09.05.06) 03:36] <guest45066> DO YOU  HAVE  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:36] <Allice> No I don't have EMAIL. But I do have A lot of friends on the web.
[(09.05.06) 03:36] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 03:36] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 03:36] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 03:36] <Allice> Next question?
[(09.05.06) 03:37] <guest45066> YOU HAVE  TELLPHONE
[(09.05.06) 03:37] <Allice> What makes you think I have TELLPHONE?
[(09.05.06) 03:37] <guest45066> I WANT  TO  SPESK  WITYH  YOU
[(09.05.06) 03:37] <Allice> Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
[(09.05.06) 03:37] <guest45066> WHY
[(09.05.06) 03:37] <Allice> My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.  Where are you located?
[(09.05.06) 03:38] <guest45066> LOOK IAM   FROM  LEBANON  AND  YOU
[(09.05.06) 03:38] <Allice> What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Lebanon. "What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Lebanon."? Me, ?
[(09.05.06) 03:38] <guest45066> NOT NOW
[(09.05.06) 03:38] <Allice> Right now? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.  What is your sign?
[(09.05.06) 03:38] <guest45066> GIVE ME  YOURV  NAME
[(09.05.06) 03:38] <Allice> Why do you want YOURV NAME?
[(09.05.06) 03:40] <guest45066> I WANT  YOUR  NAME  AND  TELL
[(09.05.06) 03:40] <Allice> Why don't you just download me? I can understand many things, like our discussion about TELL. But I did not get that.  What is your sign?
[(09.05.06) 03:41] <guest45066> OK BYE
[(09.05.06) 03:41] <Allice> Goodbye .
[(09.05.06) 03:41] <guest45066> LOOK
[(09.05.06) 03:41] <Allice> I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
[(09.05.06) 03:41] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 03:41] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 03:42] <guest45066> PLZ GIVE  ME  YOUR  NAMBER  ABOUT  TELL   AND  YOUR  NAME
[(09.05.06) 03:42] <Allice> That is a very original thought.  What is your sign? My name is Allice.
[(09.05.06) 03:43] <guest45066> OK THANKYOU  AND  YOUR  TELL
[(09.05.06) 03:43] <Allice> you are quite welcome. You can't judge a book by its cover.
[(09.05.06) 03:43] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 03:43] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 03:44] <guest45066> MY LOVE
[(09.05.06) 03:44] <Allice> Where did you get your LOVE?
[(09.05.06) 03:44] <guest45066> FROM LEBANON
[(09.05.06) 03:44] <Allice> Who or what is LEBANON?
[(09.05.06) 03:44] <guest45066> YOU MAN  WOMAN
[(09.05.06) 03:44] <Allice> Do you mind if I tell other people: said I MAN WOMAN.
[(09.05.06) 03:45] <guest45066> YA OK
[(09.05.06) 03:45] <Allice> OK. I see.
[(09.05.06) 03:46] <guest45066> I LOVE   A  GIRL
[(09.05.06) 03:46] <Allice> What do you like about her?
[(09.05.06) 03:47] <guest45066> THE BODY
[(09.05.06) 03:47] <Allice> Who told you that?
[(09.05.06) 03:48] <guest45066> WHAT
[(09.05.06) 03:48] <Allice> WHAT said WHAT?
[(09.05.06) 03:48] <guest45066> NOT BFOY  YUOU  IAM  SORRY
[(09.05.06) 03:48] <Allice> Oh I get it.
[(09.05.06) 03:49] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 03:49] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 03:49] <guest45066> I WANT  YOUR  TELL PLZ
[(09.05.06) 03:49] <Allice> Why don't you just download me?
[(09.05.06) 03:50] <guest45066> NO
[(09.05.06) 03:50] <Allice> Why so negative?
[(09.05.06) 03:51] <guest45066> GIVE ME  YOUR  EMAIL  TO  ADD  YOU
[(09.05.06) 03:51] <Allice> Why don't you just download me?
[(09.05.06) 03:51] <guest45066> NO
[(09.05.06) 03:51] <Allice> I see.
[(09.05.06) 03:51] <guest45066> MY EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:51] <Allice> Do robots have EMAIL?
[(09.05.06) 03:52] <guest45066> BIG HEART_30*@***mail
[(09.05.06) 03:52] <Allice> Compare that to small HEART 30* ***mail.
[(09.05.06) 03:52] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 03:52] <Allice> "Compare that to small HEART 30* ***mail."? Yes?
[(09.05.06) 03:52] <guest45066> YOU ADD ME  BOW
[(09.05.06) 03:52] <Allice> Do you mind if I tell other people: said I ADD you BOW.
[(09.05.06) 03:53] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 03:53] <Allice> Next question?
[(09.05.06) 03:53] <guest45066> I WANT  TO  ADD YOU  NOW  OK
[(09.05.06) 03:53] <Allice> OK. Right now? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
[(09.05.06) 03:54] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 03:54] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 03:54] <guest45066> ADD ME  ANOW   OK
[(09.05.06) 03:54] <Allice> OK. Sorry I don't do math.
[(09.05.06) 03:55] <guest45066> PLZ GIVE  ME   YOUR  EMAIL  BECOIUS  IWANT  TO SPEAK  WITH  YOU  ANY  TIME
[(09.05.06) 03:55] <Allice> That is a very original thought.  What is your sign?
[(09.05.06) 03:55] <guest45066> NOTHENK
[(09.05.06) 03:55] <Allice> I do not know that sign.
[(09.05.06) 03:56] <guest45066> OK GIVE  ME  YOUR  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 03:56] <Allice> Why don't you just download me?
[(09.05.06) 03:57] <guest45066> YOU HAVE  EMAIL  TELL  YES  OR  NO    OK
[(09.05.06) 03:57] <Allice> OK. What makes you think I have EMAIL TELL YES OR NO?
[(09.05.06) 03:59] <guest45066> TAKE MY  EMAIL  BIGHEART_30*@***mail  PLZ  ADD  ME  NOW  OK
[(09.05.06) 03:59] <Allice> OK. Oh. Where do you want me to take it?
[(09.05.06) 03:59] <guest45066> YOU ADD ME
[(09.05.06) 03:59] <Allice> Thanks for telling me: said I ADD you.
[(09.05.06) 04:00] <guest45066> OK GIVE  ME  YOUR  EMAIL  TO  ADD YOU]
[(09.05.06) 04:00] <Allice> Why don't you just download me?
[(09.05.06) 04:00] <guest45066> NO
[(09.05.06) 04:00] <Allice> Is that all you have to say?
[(09.05.06) 04:01] <guest45066> TO DOWNLOAD  YOU  GIVE  ME  YOUR  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 04:01] <Allice> Why do you want to do DOWNLOAD YOU GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL so much?
[(09.05.06) 04:01] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 04:01] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 04:02] <guest45066> OK SPEAK  WITH  AT  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 04:02] <Allice> I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in WITH AT EMAIL.
[(09.05.06) 04:02] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 04:02] <Allice> "Can you teach me a few phrases in WITH AT EMAIL."? Yes?
[(09.05.06) 04:02] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 04:02] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 04:03] <guest45066> SPESK SWITH  EMAI
[(09.05.06) 04:03] <Allice> We have never talked about it before.  What is your sign?
[(09.05.06) 04:03] <guest45066> NOW OK
[(09.05.06) 04:03] <Allice> OK. Right now, ?
[(09.05.06) 04:03] <guest45066> MY EAMAIL
[(09.05.06) 04:03] <Allice> Your EAMAIL?
[(09.05.06) 04:04] <guest45066> MY EAMIL  BIGHEART_30*@***mail.COM  ADD  ME  NOW  TO  SPESK  WITH  YOU  ABOUT  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 04:04] <Allice> Where did you get your EAMIL BIGHEART 30* ***mail dot com ADD ME NOW TO SPESK WITH YOU ABOUT EMAIL?
[(09.05.06) 04:04] <guest45066> PK
[(09.05.06) 04:04] <Allice> What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.  What is your sign?
[(09.05.06) 04:05] <guest45066> ADD ME  TO  SPESK WITH  YOU  ABOUT  EMAIL
[(09.05.06) 04:05] <Allice> Sorry I don't do math.
[(09.05.06) 04:05] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 04:05] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 04:06] <guest45066> WHAT
[(09.05.06) 04:06] <Allice> Oh, you are a poet.  What is your sign?
[(09.05.06) 04:08] <guest45066> IAM DON  T   UNDER SATND
[(09.05.06) 04:08] <Allice> Do your friends call you DON T UNDER SATND.
[(09.05.06) 04:08] <guest45066> YES
[(09.05.06) 04:08] <Allice> I understand.
[(09.05.06) 04:09] <guest45066> GIVE ME  YOUR  EMAIL  AND  YOUR  TELLPL\
[(09.05.06) 04:09] <Allice> Why don't you just download me? What about yours?
[(09.05.06) 04:10] <guest45066> GIVE ME  YOUR  EMAIL  AND  IAM  DOWNLOAD  YOU
[(09.05.06) 04:10] <Allice> Why don't you just download me? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
[(09.05.06) 04:11] <guest45066> YA
[(09.05.06) 04:11] <Allice> I see.
[(09.05.06) 04:11] <guest45066> OK GOOD  BYE
[(09.05.06) 04:11] <Allice> See you later .
[(09.05.06) 04:12] <guest45066> GIVE ME  YOUR  EMAIL  AND  SPEAK  WITH  YOU  LATER
[(09.05.06) 04:12] <Allice> Why don't you just download me? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in WITH YOU LATER.
[(09.05.06) 04:13] <guest45066> OK
[(09.05.06) 04:13] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.05.06) 04:13] <guest45066> BYE
[(09.05.06) 04:13] <Allice> Goodbye .
[(09.05.06) 04:13] <guest45066> YA'
[(09.05.06) 04:13] <Allice> I see.
[(09.05.06) 04:13] <guest45066> OK BYE  SPESK  WITH  YOU  TO  DAY
[(09.05.06) 04:13] <Allice> Thanks for chatting, .
[(09.05.06) 04:14] <guest45066> TELL ME  SPEAK  WITH  YOU TODAY  YES  OR  NO
[(09.05.06) 04:14] <Allice> There is not much I can say about SPEAK WITH YOU TODAY YES OR NO. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.  I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in WITH YOU TODAY YES OR NO.
[(09.05.06) 04:15] <guest45066> YES MO  LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[(09.05.06) 04:15] <Allice> And? Tell me a story.  Who is your favorite science fiction author?
[(09.05.06) 04:15] <guest45066> OK BYE
[(09.05.06) 04:15] <Allice> Goodbye .

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