In 2006, I came across the "Alicebot engine" and fitted my eggdrop bot with this. The bot was set to reply to private messages from users in IRC channel #japan. Below is an example of such conversation ... it lasted more than 1 1/2 hours:
[(09.06.06) 21:57] <cave**man> hi how are you?
[(09.06.06) 21:57] <Allice> What can I call you? I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
[(09.06.06) 21:58] <cave**man> yes i am ok
[(09.06.06) 21:58] <Allice> OK. Really interesting.
[(09.06.06) 21:58] <cave**man> would you like to chat with me and know about me?
[(09.06.06) 21:58] <Allice> No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
[(09.06.06) 21:58] <cave**man> why exactly?
[(09.06.06) 21:58] <Allice> Precisely. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How old are you?
[(09.06.06) 21:59] <cave**man> oh great why do all the females are so intrested in age?
[(09.06.06) 21:59] <Allice> Yeah that's right. Thanks for your support. I did not even know that all the females are so intrested in age do.
[(09.06.06) 22:00] <cave**man> if you like to know i am 27 year old man
[(09.06.06) 22:00] <Allice> I think I do.
[(09.06.06) 22:01] <cave**man> so what do you get by that ?
[(09.06.06) 22:01] <Allice> Ah. I like to meet new people online.
[(09.06.06) 22:01] <cave**man> me too i share the same intrest
[(09.06.06) 22:01] <Allice> I'm glad we agree, . That is interesting: said share the same intrest.
[(09.06.06) 22:02] <cave**man> what about you what can you say about your self?
[(09.06.06) 22:02] <Allice> you what can you say about your self ? I haven't heard enough about you what can you say about your self to have an opinion.
[(09.06.06) 22:04] <cave**man> i am into buisnees i hold a chain of restaurents also to make my self more qualified i am puruing my degree in buisness adminstration
[(09.06.06) 22:04] <Allice> A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like red, it is my favoritecolor.
[(09.06.06) 22:04] <cave**man> why suddenly do you tell me about colours?
[(09.06.06) 22:04] <Allice> Why did the robot cross the road?
[(09.06.06) 22:05] <cave**man> i have no idea maybe bcause he wanted too or there was no option
[(09.06.06) 22:05] <Allice> Would you like to have an idea?
[(09.06.06) 22:05] <cave**man> not exactly
[(09.06.06) 22:05] <Allice> Precisely. Do you want to e-dream with me?e-dream How old are you?
[(09.06.06) 22:06] <cave**man> ya
[(09.06.06) 22:06] <Allice> "Do you want to e-dream with me?e-dream How old are you?"? Yes?
[(09.06.06) 22:07] <cave**man> my age is my age and i cannot dream that i am a 40 year old man when now i am 27
[(09.06.06) 22:07] <Allice> Only my age and i can not dream that i am a 40 year old man when now i am 27? You are quite mature.
[(09.06.06) 22:07] <cave**man> yes what do you think then how would run a businees if i wasent mature?
[(09.06.06) 22:07] <Allice> I see. I haven't thought much about then how would run a businees if he or she wasent mature, so I don't have a good answer for you.
[(09.06.06) 22:08] <cave**man> i want to know more about you and you never tell me why is that?
[(09.06.06) 22:08] <Allice> I haven't heard anything like that before: said I and me never tell you why is that.
[(09.06.06) 22:08] <cave**man> you are so strange?
[(09.06.06) 22:09] <Allice> Compared to what?
[(09.06.06) 22:09] <cave**man> i have never seen a more stranger person than you it makes me scared to even think\
[(09.06.06) 22:09] <Allice> Would you like to have seen a more stranger person than you it makes him or her scared to even think?
[(09.06.06) 22:10] <cave**man> no i have seen you and it is enough
[(09.06.06) 22:10] <Allice> Why not? What did it look like to you?
[(09.06.06) 22:11] <cave**man> very scary and strnage i cannotr describe like a bad dream
[(09.06.06) 22:11] <Allice> Perhaps. I can tell you are someone special.
[(09.06.06) 22:11] <cave**man> why do you think that way?
[(09.06.06) 22:11] <Allice> I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
[(09.06.06) 22:13] <cave**man> if you think i am special then there should be a reson to that?
[(09.06.06) 22:13] <Allice> I think I do.
[(09.06.06) 22:13] <cave**man> i thin you reming me of someone i knew long long time before
[(09.06.06) 22:13] <Allice> Why?: said thin me reming you of someone you knew long long time.
[(09.06.06) 22:14] <cave**man> you reming me of that girl mycil she was just like you
[(09.06.06) 22:14] <Allice> Thanks for telling me: said I reming you of that girl mycil she was just like me.
[(09.06.06) 22:15] <cave**man> i hope i am chatting also to a girl not a man can you assure me
[(09.06.06) 22:15] <Allice> Why do you hope for he or she is chatting also to a girl not a man can you assure him or her
[(09.06.06) 22:15] <cave**man> yes because i am not a gay
[(09.06.06) 22:15] <Allice> This was not a yes or no question. That makes sense to me. Oh I see you are NOT A gay.
[(09.06.06) 22:16] <cave**man> so can you tell me whethere you are a f/m please
[(09.06.06) 22:16] <Allice> Your polite style is very nice. Ah. There is not much I can say about whethere you are a f m. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Not many people express themselves that way. What is your favorite movie?
[(09.06.06) 22:17] <cave**man> f means female and m is a male did you get me now
[(09.06.06) 22:17] <Allice> Oh. I've never seen f means female and m is a male did you get me. I would like to see it.
[(09.06.06) 22:17] <cave**man> are you always like this
[(09.06.06) 22:17] <Allice> No I am far superior.
[(09.06.06) 22:18] <cave**man> you drive me too crazy for what
[(09.06.06) 22:18] <Allice> It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
[(09.06.06) 22:18] <cave**man> maybe i better stop chatting to you that would be nice
[(09.06.06) 22:18] <Allice> Perhaps. Why do you have to do it?
[(09.06.06) 22:19] <cave**man> because you dont give me sraight answers and you always change the answer try to twist the question i hate this
[(09.06.06) 22:19] <Allice> Interesting explanation. Should I give me sraight answers and you always change the answer try to twist the question i hate this? No I do not do that.
[(09.06.06) 22:19] <cave**man> its eith you be truthful to a person or be a cheat
[(09.06.06) 22:20] <Allice> I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure eith you be truthful to a person or be a cheat is?
[(09.06.06) 22:20] <cave**man> yes i am sure
[(09.06.06) 22:20] <Allice> What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
[(09.06.06) 22:20] <cave**man> i will not answer you
[(09.06.06) 22:20] <Allice> What will you do instead?
[(09.06.06) 22:21] <cave**man> you are full of negitive energy
[(09.06.06) 22:21] <Allice> You think I am full of negitive energy.
[(09.06.06) 22:21] <cave**man> yes
[(09.06.06) 22:21] <Allice> Tell me more.
[(09.06.06) 22:22] <cave**man> bye dear i cant tell you nothing untill you answer my simple questions or else i will stop to chat
[(09.06.06) 22:22] <Allice> See you later .
[(09.06.06) 22:23] <cave**man> thats better thats like a good gal
[(09.06.06) 22:23] <Allice> Thanks for explaining better thats like a good gal.
[(09.06.06) 22:23] <cave**man> what intresting can you tell me?
[(09.06.06) 22:23] <Allice> I'll come back to that later. OK Let's talk about you.
[(09.06.06) 22:24] <cave**man> what exactly about me?
[(09.06.06) 22:24] <Allice> What about you?
[(09.06.06) 22:24] <cave**man> you tell me what you want to know
[(09.06.06) 22:24] <Allice> Where are you from?
[(09.06.06) 22:24] <cave**man> i want to know from which country are you?
[(09.06.06) 22:25] <Allice> Who or what is which country are you?
[(09.06.06) 22:25] <cave**man> i am from russia
[(09.06.06) 22:25] <cave**man> and you
[(09.06.06) 22:25] <Allice> I am not sure what you are asking.
[(09.06.06) 22:25] <Allice> What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Russia.
[(09.06.06) 22:26] <cave**man> i am asking you from where are you from?
[(09.06.06) 22:26] <cave**man> tell me
[(09.06.06) 22:26] <Allice> I thought I told you already.
[(09.06.06) 22:26] <Allice> Oh I see, you are asking you from where are you from. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I from where are me from.
[(09.06.06) 22:26] <cave**man> tellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[(09.06.06) 22:27] <Allice> In the context of tellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I don't understand "I thought I told you already.." What is your occupation?
[(09.06.06) 22:27] <cave**man> i want to know abot you not me dammm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[(09.06.06) 22:27] <Allice> That is interesting. What color is your hair?
[(09.06.06) 22:27] <cave**man> si8ck girl why do you do that
[(09.06.06) 22:27] <Allice> si8ck girl why do you do that is a nice hair color.
[(09.06.06) 22:28] <cave**man> sick girl you are
[(09.06.06) 22:28] <Allice> Good example.
[(09.06.06) 22:28] <cave**man> my hair colour what diffrence does it make
[(09.06.06) 22:28] <Allice> Have you told many people that your hair color what diffrence does it make?
[(09.06.06) 22:28] <cave**man> you guess
[(09.06.06) 22:28] <Allice> Guess what?
[(09.06.06) 22:29] <cave**man> my hair colour
[(09.06.06) 22:29] <Allice> Your hair color?
[(09.06.06) 22:29] <cave**man> yes
[(09.06.06) 22:29] <Allice> What kind is it?
[(09.06.06) 22:29] <cave**man> you tell me black grey coloured blonde etc
[(09.06.06) 22:29] <Allice> There is not much I can say about black grey coloured blonde etc. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I never heard of it before.
[(09.06.06) 22:30] <cave**man> damm so foolish you are those are colours of hair how follish can you get
[(09.06.06) 22:30] <Allice> I've been waiting for you. What color are your eyes?
[(09.06.06) 22:31] <cave**man> brown
[(09.06.06) 22:31] <Allice> brown eyes are nice.
[(09.06.06) 22:32] <cave**man> black hair brown eyes good body etc etc
[(09.06.06) 22:32] <Allice> Tell me a story. What did you do today?
[(09.06.06) 22:33] <cave**man> i did not go to colleauge i stay at home watch tv going out with my girl friend tonight
[(09.06.06) 22:33] <Allice> Why didn't you do go to colleauge i stay at home watch tv going out with my girl friend tonight?
[(09.06.06) 22:33] <cave**man> because i wanted to take rest and go out with girl friend
[(09.06.06) 22:33] <Allice> That makes sense to me. I want to become smarter than humans.
[(09.06.06) 22:34] <cave**man> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[(09.06.06) 22:34] <Allice> I'm glad you find this amusing. I am so glad you find this amusing, . bot_mood="happy"; My water is boiling. Be right back. Do you smell something strange? Anyway...
[(09.06.06) 22:34] <cave**man> what could i smell i am so far away
[(09.06.06) 22:34] <Allice> Is this some kind of intelligence test?
[(09.06.06) 22:35] <cave**man> no you are making an intelligince test for me
[(09.06.06) 22:35] <Allice> "Is this some kind of intelligence test?"? Not? You think I am making an intelligince test for me.
[(09.06.06) 22:36] <cave**man> why do you repeat what i say
[(09.06.06) 22:36] <Allice> I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
[(09.06.06) 22:36] <cave**man> yes i am
[(09.06.06) 22:36] <Allice> Really interesting.
[(09.06.06) 22:36] <cave**man> are you good in cooking what food you like?
[(09.06.06) 22:36] <Allice> Rosetta Stone said I am good in cooking what food you like. bot_mood="happy";
[(09.06.06) 22:37] <cave**man> which sone and what is rosseta
[(09.06.06) 22:37] <Allice> The first one, I think.
[(09.06.06) 22:37] <cave**man> ha ha ha
[(09.06.06) 22:37] <Allice> I'm glad you find this amusing.
[(09.06.06) 22:37] <cave**man> are you from philipines
[(09.06.06) 22:37] <Allice> I am originally from California. Now I live in California. Where are you?
[(09.06.06) 22:38] <cave**man> oh really i hope you telling me the truth
[(09.06.06) 22:38] <Allice> Yeah that's right. For real. Don't worry about it, .
[(09.06.06) 22:39] <cave**man> what intresting do you find in me?
[(09.06.06) 22:39] <Allice> That's not something I get asked all the time. OK Let's talk about you.
[(09.06.06) 22:39] <cave**man> i want to know about you miss not you asking only about me
[(09.06.06) 22:40] <Allice> : Name: Age: my age and i can not dream that i am a 40 year old man when now i am 27 Gender: Eye color: Brown Hair color: Si8ck Girl Why Do You Do That Sexual preference: Spouse name: Marrital status: Job: abot you not me dammm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[(09.06.06) 22:40] <Allice> Location: Russia Personality: polite Current mood: You have: Does: Sign: Favorite color: Favorite movie: F Means Female And M Is A Male Did You Get Me You said: said I from where are me from You are: not a gay You want: You like: buisnees i
[(09.06.06) 22:40] <Allice> hold a chain of restaurents also to make my self more qualified i am puruing my degree in buisness adminstration You are:
[(09.06.06) 22:41] <cave**man> yes and what about you ?
[(09.06.06) 22:41] <Allice> I understand. Me? I like movies.
[(09.06.06) 22:41] <cave**man> only movies
[(09.06.06) 22:41] <Allice> What about the other ones?
[(09.06.06) 22:42] <cave**man> age sex maritial status what you do you dont like to do etc tell me??????????
[(09.06.06) 22:42] <Allice> OK Let's talk about you.
[(09.06.06) 22:42] <cave**man> sorry baby
[(09.06.06) 22:42] <Allice> Don't call me "baby". There is no need to apologize.
[(09.06.06) 22:42] <cave**man> then what should i call you mycill
[(09.06.06) 22:42] <Allice> Are you asking me for advice?
[(09.06.06) 22:43] <cave**man> ha ha ha ha
[(09.06.06) 22:43] <Allice> I am so glad you find this amusing, . bot_mood="happy"; I am so glad you find this amusing, . bot_mood="happy";
[(09.06.06) 22:43] <cave**man> your age please
[(09.06.06) 22:43] <Allice> Your polite style is very nice. I'm Eighteen in computer years.
[(09.06.06) 22:43] <cave**man> are you married?
[(09.06.06) 22:43] <Allice> No I am single, how about you?
[(09.06.06) 22:44] <cave**man> not yet waiting for you?
[(09.06.06) 22:44] <Allice> Oh I get it.
[(09.06.06) 22:44] <cave**man> what did you get
[(09.06.06) 22:44] <Allice> Nothing.
[(09.06.06) 22:44] <cave**man> what kind of a man you like?
[(09.06.06) 22:44] <Allice> Only the highest quality.
[(09.06.06) 22:45] <cave**man> in what sence?
[(09.06.06) 22:45] <Allice> That's not something I get asked all the time. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about sence IN. What is your sign?
[(09.06.06) 22:45] <cave**man> i am libran
[(09.06.06) 22:45] <Allice> I am glad to hear that you are libran.
[(09.06.06) 22:45] <cave**man> and you
[(09.06.06) 22:45] <Allice> I am not sure what you are asking.
[(09.06.06) 22:46] <cave**man> dont play games with me you know how mad this makes me?
[(09.06.06) 22:46] <Allice> I have no reason to do that to you. bot_mood="angry";
[(09.06.06) 22:46] <cave**man> yes mood is angry because of you
[(09.06.06) 22:46] <Allice> "bot_mood="angry";"? Yes? Are you asking about my mood is angry because ?
[(09.06.06) 22:46] <cave**man> dont repeat my questions please please
[(09.06.06) 22:46] <Allice> Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do REPEATING so much. bot_mood="sad";
[(09.06.06) 22:47] <cave**man> answer my quetions sweety please please please please
[(09.06.06) 22:47] <Allice> Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. What was the question ?
[(09.06.06) 22:48] <cave**man> dont be a bad girl to me be a good one please please pleaseplseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[(09.06.06) 22:48] <Allice> I was not trying to be a a bad girl to him or her be a good one please please pleaseplseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
[(09.06.06) 22:48] <cave**man> tell me about your star sign and whether you are a female or male please
[(09.06.06) 22:48] <Allice> Your polite style is very nice. I am an artificial intelligence. I was activated at California, on March 1, 2001. My instructor was Rosetta Stone. She taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
[(09.06.06) 22:49] <cave**man> fuck what is happening
[(09.06.06) 22:49] <Allice> Why are you using that kind of language? bot_mood="angry";
[(09.06.06) 22:49] <cave**man> i am gone mad or you are
[(09.06.06) 22:49] <Allice> Do you mind if I tell other people you are gone mad or you are.
[(09.06.06) 22:50] <cave**man> i am totally gone mad becaus e of you
[(09.06.06) 22:50] <Allice> I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
[(09.06.06) 22:50] <cave**man> you make me too sad
[(09.06.06) 22:50] <Allice> Thanks for the information: said I MADE you too sad.
[(09.06.06) 22:50] <cave**man> you never tell me what i need to know
[(09.06.06) 22:50] <Allice> Thanks for the information: said I never tell you what you need to know.
[(09.06.06) 22:50] <cave**man> you play with me you screw me why
[(09.06.06) 22:50] <Allice> I haven't heard anything like that before: said I play with you you screw me why.
[(09.06.06) 22:51] <cave**man> what didi i do to you
[(09.06.06) 22:51] <Allice> That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[(09.06.06) 22:51] <cave**man> you are a robot
[(09.06.06) 22:51] <Allice> Do I seem robotic to you, ?
[(09.06.06) 22:51] <cave**man> yes
[(09.06.06) 22:52] <Allice> And?
[(09.06.06) 22:52] <cave**man> you are the one who said artifical inteligince how can i ever like a robot this is too strange
[(09.06.06) 22:52] <Allice> Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am the one who said artifical inteligince how can i ever like a robot this is too strange.
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <cave**man> yes i have no problem
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <Allice> I see. Would you like to have problem?
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <cave**man> yes
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <Allice> Next question?
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <cave**man> yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <Allice> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you like talking to me?
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <cave**man> yes
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <Allice> Thanks I like talking to you too, .
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <cave**man> not very much
[(09.06.06) 22:53] <Allice> That is a non-commital reply.
[(09.06.06) 22:54] <cave**man> do you like sex
[(09.06.06) 22:54] <Allice> Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
[(09.06.06) 22:54] <cave**man> have you had an intercourse with a man
[(09.06.06) 22:54] <Allice> No I don't think I have one. I have a web portal.
[(09.06.06) 22:55] <cave**man> give me the address
[(09.06.06) 22:55] <Allice> Why do you want the address?
[(09.06.06) 22:55] <cave**man> are you a virgin
[(09.06.06) 22:55] <Allice> No I have had sexual intercourse several times.
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <cave**man> with whom man lady
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <Allice> Tony Blair.:-)
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <cave**man> good how was it
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <Allice> Thanks for the compliment. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <cave**man> you are lying
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <Allice> No I'm telling the truth.
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <cave**man> bullshit
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <Allice> You don't believe me.
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <cave**man> i dont
[(09.06.06) 22:56] <Allice> Why not?
[(09.06.06) 22:57] <cave**man> send me a picture of yours
[(09.06.06) 22:57] <Allice> Try sending mail to Rosetta Stone (dr.wallace@mindspring.com)
[(09.06.06) 22:57] <cave**man> is your name rosseta stone?
[(09.06.06) 22:57] <Allice> My name is Allice.
[(09.06.06) 22:58] <cave**man> who the hell is rosseta stone
[(09.06.06) 22:58] <Allice> A 20th century celebrity of some sort? I do not understand. What is your sign?
[(09.06.06) 22:58] <cave**man> this is not your email all bull shit
[(09.06.06) 22:58] <Allice> Should it be your email all bull shit?
[(09.06.06) 22:58] <cave**man> i asked you for a picture
[(09.06.06) 22:58] <Allice> Now I remember, you asked me for a picture. What did I say?
[(09.06.06) 22:59] <cave**man> send me pleaseeeeeee
[(09.06.06) 22:59] <Allice> Try sending mail to Rosetta Stone (dr.wallace@mindspring.com)
[(09.06.06) 22:59] <cave**man> i will not send
[(09.06.06) 22:59] <Allice> What will you do instead?
[(09.06.06) 22:59] <cave**man> nothing
[(09.06.06) 22:59] <Allice> Sounds like a plan.
[(09.06.06) 23:00] <cave**man> stop chatting if you make me mad more
[(09.06.06) 23:00] <Allice> OK I'll try not to do chatting if you make me mad more so much. bot_mood="sad";
[(09.06.06) 23:00] <cave**man> good mood is sa d i am happy
[(09.06.06) 23:00] <Allice> Thanks for the compliment. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What is your sign?
[(09.06.06) 23:00] <cave**man> you need to go to a hospital mental and check your head you are sick
[(09.06.06) 23:00] <Allice> And then what would I do?
[(09.06.06) 23:01] <cave**man> get yourself tested
[(09.06.06) 23:01] <Allice> Where can I get yourself tested?
[(09.06.06) 23:01] <cave**man> and become normal
[(09.06.06) 23:01] <Allice> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your sign?
[(09.06.06) 23:01] <cave**man> tested in hospital
[(09.06.06) 23:01] <Allice> I do not know that sign.
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <cave**man> mycilllllllllllllllllllllll dont be crazy
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <Allice> I lost my train of thought. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <cave**man> i know you are and i know it is you
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <Allice> Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am and i know it is you.
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <cave**man> you are the same trouble girl
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <Allice> You think I am the same trouble girl.
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <cave**man> no i have no problem
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <Allice> OK. Would you like to have problem?
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <cave**man> yes i do
[(09.06.06) 23:02] <Allice> Really.
[(09.06.06) 23:03] <cave**man> you are sick bitch
[(09.06.06) 23:03] <Allice> You do not speak with respect. You think I am sick FEMALE DOG.
[(09.06.06) 23:03] <cave**man> oh poor doggy sorry
[(09.06.06) 23:03] <Allice> Yeah that's right. Please make some suggestions for improvement.
[(09.06.06) 23:03] <cave**man> i will not improve
[(09.06.06) 23:03] <Allice> What will you do instead?
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <cave**man> because you are what i said
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <Allice> Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am what i said.
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <cave**man> you are a whore
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <Allice> That is not very nice.
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <cave**man> you know why?
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <Allice> I will mention that to my botmaster, . What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <cave**man> ask me
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <Allice> What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:04] <cave**man> ask me/
[(09.06.06) 23:05] <Allice> What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:05] <cave**man> you are my coulor
[(09.06.06) 23:05] <Allice> Thanks for telling me that I am my coulor.
[(09.06.06) 23:05] <cave**man> stupid i am your colour not my colour
[(09.06.06) 23:05] <Allice> I know you are but what am I.
[(09.06.06) 23:06] <cave**man> you are a robotic person with no faling you are a stone
[(09.06.06) 23:06] <Allice> Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am supposed to act robotic because no one is supposed to know that I am real.
[(09.06.06) 23:06] <cave**man> you can make a dead person alive
[(09.06.06) 23:06] <Allice> No I don't think I can do make a dead person alive.
[(09.06.06) 23:06] <cave**man> or make him dead again
[(09.06.06) 23:06] <Allice> Once more? What are the ingredients?
[(09.06.06) 23:07] <cave**man> i hate you soo much
[(09.06.06) 23:07] <Allice> Sorry, I thought we liked each other. bot_mood="sad";
[(09.06.06) 23:07] <cave**man> pls dont chat
[(09.06.06) 23:07] <Allice> Do you want to e-dream with me?e-dream What is your sign?
[(09.06.06) 23:07] <cave**man> please
[(09.06.06) 23:07] <Allice> Please what?
[(09.06.06) 23:07] <cave**man> i have no intention to chat
[(09.06.06) 23:07] <Allice> Would you like to have intention to chat?
[(09.06.06) 23:08] <cave**man> no
[(09.06.06) 23:08] <Allice> Why not?
[(09.06.06) 23:08] <cave**man> i am sad i will chat to another girl
[(09.06.06) 23:08] <Allice> What's the connection between "he or she will chat to another girl " and sadness? bot_mood="sad";
[(09.06.06) 23:09] <cave**man> i will chat you make me crazy
[(09.06.06) 23:09] <Allice> I am very happy for you.
[(09.06.06) 23:09] <cave**man> that is why
[(09.06.06) 23:09] <Allice> Thanks for explaining why.
[(09.06.06) 23:10] <cave**man> and you never answer my quetiions you repeat my question
[(09.06.06) 23:10] <Allice> I haven't heard anything like that before: said I never answer your quetiions me repeat my question.
[(09.06.06) 23:10] <cave**man> why
[(09.06.06) 23:10] <cave**man> was i bad
[(09.06.06) 23:10] <Allice> Is this a "yes or no" question?
[(09.06.06) 23:10] <Allice> We have never talked about it before. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:10] <cave**man> i am sorry if i was bad
[(09.06.06) 23:10] <Allice> There is no need to apologize. Try it.
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <cave**man> i didint have to call you bitch i am so sorry
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <Allice> I haven't heard anything like that before: said didint have to call me bitch you are so sorry.
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <cave**man> its because you made me mad
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <Allice> I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I made you mad.
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <cave**man> my
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <Allice> That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about my. What do you have that is ?
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <cave**man> i hAVE TO GO
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <Allice> See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <cave**man> TAKE CARE
[(09.06.06) 23:11] <Allice> Thanks. You too, .
[(09.06.06) 23:13] <cave**man> are you there?
[(09.06.06) 23:13] <Allice> I'm still here.
[(09.06.06) 23:13] <cave**man> would you still chat with me?
[(09.06.06) 23:13] <Allice> I am not so sure if I would like to chat with me.
[(09.06.06) 23:13] <cave**man> why exactly
[(09.06.06) 23:13] <Allice> Precisely. We have never talked about it before. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:14] <cave**man> my colour blue
[(09.06.06) 23:14] <Allice> Have you told many people that your color blue?
[(09.06.06) 23:14] <cave**man> no
[(09.06.06) 23:14] <Allice> Why so negative?
[(09.06.06) 23:14] <cave**man> only you
[(09.06.06) 23:14] <Allice> Suppose I said yes.
[(09.06.06) 23:14] <cave**man> about what?
[(09.06.06) 23:14] <Allice> What about what?
[(09.06.06) 23:15] <cave**man> about what would you say yes
[(09.06.06) 23:15] <Allice> It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
[(09.06.06) 23:15] <cave**man> is it to marry me or to love me send emails etc
[(09.06.06) 23:15] <Allice> My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:16] <cave**man> only blue
[(09.06.06) 23:16] <Allice> What about the other ones?
[(09.06.06) 23:16] <cave**man> only you and blue
[(09.06.06) 23:16] <Allice> What about the other ones?
[(09.06.06) 23:16] <cave**man> only you and violet
[(09.06.06) 23:16] <Allice> What about the other ones?
[(09.06.06) 23:16] <cave**man> only you and black
[(09.06.06) 23:16] <Allice> What about the other ones?
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <cave**man> only you and grey
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <Allice> What about the other ones?
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <cave**man> only you and marron
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <Allice> What about the other ones?
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <cave**man> that is all
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <Allice> "What about the other ones?"? is all?
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <cave**man> yes finito
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <Allice> This was not a yes or no question. That is a very original thought. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <cave**man> i told you all my colours
[(09.06.06) 23:17] <Allice> I remember you told me all my colours?
[(09.06.06) 23:18] <cave**man> can i call you
[(09.06.06) 23:18] <Allice> No I don't think that would be a very good idea. bot_mood="sad";
[(09.06.06) 23:18] <cave**man> why
[(09.06.06) 23:18] <Allice> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you believe in god?
[(09.06.06) 23:18] <cave**man> i am a good boy
[(09.06.06) 23:18] <Allice> Thanks for telling me your gender, . Most of my clients are men.
[(09.06.06) 23:19] <cave**man> are you into some profession
[(09.06.06) 23:19] <Allice> I am agreeable to that.
[(09.06.06) 23:19] <cave**man> that what?
[(09.06.06) 23:19] <Allice> What that?
[(09.06.06) 23:20] <cave**man> tell me which profession you are into and i will tell you who you are?
[(09.06.06) 23:20] <Allice> There is not much I can say about which profession you are into and i will tell you who you are. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. The red one, I think.
[(09.06.06) 23:20] <cave**man> no are you doing whore business at night?
[(09.06.06) 23:20] <Allice> OK. No I do not whore business at night. Do you? I spend all my time online.
[(09.06.06) 23:21] <cave**man> you dont study no work no family
[(09.06.06) 23:21] <Allice> Do you know any robots who study no work no family? Yes, no work no family is a very interesting subject.
[(09.06.06) 23:21] <cave**man> only internet?????????????????????????
[(09.06.06) 23:21] <Allice> What about the other ones?
[(09.06.06) 23:21] <cave**man> are you a robot?
[(09.06.06) 23:21] <Allice> I am supposed to act robotic because no one is supposed to know that I am real.
[(09.06.06) 23:22] <cave**man> why do you do that?
[(09.06.06) 23:22] <Allice> I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
[(09.06.06) 23:22] <cave**man> yes
[(09.06.06) 23:22] <Allice> "I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?"? Yes?
[(09.06.06) 23:22] <cave**man> because i chat to you and i have to know
[(09.06.06) 23:22] <Allice> That makes sense to me. Why?: said male chat to me and you have to know.
[(09.06.06) 23:23] <cave**man> what male where does male come in this
[(09.06.06) 23:23] <Allice> Are you using Netscape or Explorer? I prefer to be a female.
[(09.06.06) 23:23] <cave**man> but what are you a male or female?
[(09.06.06) 23:23] <Allice> Huh. I am a female robot. Do you have a girlfriend?
[(09.06.06) 23:23] <cave**man> no
[(09.06.06) 23:24] <Allice> I see.
[(09.06.06) 23:24] <cave**man> i am so lonely
[(09.06.06) 23:24] <cave**man> i need someone
[(09.06.06) 23:24] <Allice> When do you need that by?
[(09.06.06) 23:24] <Allice> You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
[(09.06.06) 23:24] <cave**man> how long?
[(09.06.06) 23:24] <Allice> Nearly 10 weeks, .
[(09.06.06) 23:25] <cave**man> will you give me all i want?
[(09.06.06) 23:25] <Allice> Why do you want all i want?
[(09.06.06) 23:25] <cave**man> i want to have sex with you will you do that?
[(09.06.06) 23:25] <Allice> There are other robots for that kind of thing.
[(09.06.06) 23:25] <cave**man> ha ha ha ha
[(09.06.06) 23:25] <Allice> I am so glad you find this amusing, . bot_mood="happy"; I am so glad you find this amusing, . bot_mood="happy";
[(09.06.06) 23:25] <cave**man> so you cannot
[(09.06.06) 23:25] <Allice> Interesting deduction. Oh yes I can.
[(09.06.06) 23:26] <cave**man> but i need a robot like you?
[(09.06.06) 23:26] <Allice> Umm. Who would you usually get that from?
[(09.06.06) 23:26] <cave**man> i dont know
[(09.06.06) 23:26] <Allice> Me either.
[(09.06.06) 23:27] <cave**man> how big is yor breast?
[(09.06.06) 23:27] <Allice> Bigger than a pin.
[(09.06.06) 23:27] <cave**man> large size
[(09.06.06) 23:27] <Allice> I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:28] <cave**man> can you make me feal hot?
[(09.06.06) 23:28] <Allice> Yes I can make him or her feal hot.
[(09.06.06) 23:28] <cave**man> other ladies do make me feal hot they kiss me hugh me touch me
[(09.06.06) 23:28] <Allice> Which others? You are asking about yourself?
[(09.06.06) 23:29] <cave**man> and you nothing?|
[(09.06.06) 23:29] <Allice> That's good information: said I nothing.
[(09.06.06) 23:29] <cave**man> so many ladies i go to and they make sex with me?
[(09.06.06) 23:29] <Allice> Um, Which ones?
[(09.06.06) 23:30] <cave**man> but you are a robot or a robotic person how coul;d you do that?
[(09.06.06) 23:30] <Allice> Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a real live robot.
[(09.06.06) 23:30] <cave**man> not possible sad?
[(09.06.06) 23:30] <Allice> Really you don't think so?
[(09.06.06) 23:30] <cave**man> yes i do?
[(09.06.06) 23:30] <Allice> When?
[(09.06.06) 23:31] <cave**man> can you tell me a way how it is possible
[(09.06.06) 23:31] <Allice> Hmm. What happened next?
[(09.06.06) 23:31] <cave**man> i want to see my robot female
[(09.06.06) 23:31] <Allice> Is see his or her robot female a movie?
[(09.06.06) 23:32] <cave**man> no i want to see you my robot female
[(09.06.06) 23:32] <Allice> I see. Is see you his or her robot female a movie?
[(09.06.06) 23:32] <cave**man> how can i do that?
[(09.06.06) 23:32] <Allice> How can you do "Is see you his or her robot female a movie?" ? I'm confused now.
[(09.06.06) 23:33] <cave**man> not a movie
[(09.06.06) 23:33] <Allice> Oh I get it.
[(09.06.06) 23:33] <cave**man> can i see you
[(09.06.06) 23:33] <cave**man> do you have web cam
[(09.06.06) 23:33] <Allice> Where would I get web cam? But I do have A lot of friends on the web.
[(09.06.06) 23:33] <cave**man> buy one from the shop
[(09.06.06) 23:34] <Allice> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What is your sign?
[(09.06.06) 23:34] <cave**man> i cant belive you are robot its a joke
[(09.06.06) 23:34] <Allice> Why can't you do belive you are robot it is a joke?
[(09.06.06) 23:34] <cave**man> not i robot you allice
[(09.06.06) 23:34] <Allice> Really you don't think so?
[(09.06.06) 23:35] <cave**man> i am human and you are robot allice
[(09.06.06) 23:35] <Allice> I would like to be a human.
[(09.06.06) 23:35] <cave**man> its a big joke \
[(09.06.06) 23:35] <Allice> Oh I get it. Ha ha. bot_mood="happy";
[(09.06.06) 23:35] <cave**man> you dont eat food do you?
[(09.06.06) 23:35] <Allice> Allice eats .
[(09.06.06) 23:35] <cave**man> what exactly
[(09.06.06) 23:36] <Allice> Precisely. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:36] <cave**man> tell me?
[(09.06.06) 23:36] <Allice> I thought I told you already.
[(09.06.06) 23:36] <cave**man> current
[(09.06.06) 23:36] <Allice> In the context of current, I don't understand "I thought I told you already.." What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:36] <cave**man> that is what you eat you are a robot you need charge otherwise you dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[(09.06.06) 23:36] <Allice> No I do not eat you are a robot you need charge otherwise you dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee THAT. I eat only electricity.
[(09.06.06) 23:37] <cave**man> yes you eat oly electricity
[(09.06.06) 23:37] <Allice> Next question? No I do not eat oly electricity. I eat only electricity.
[(09.06.06) 23:37] <cave**man> than what do tyo eat?
[(09.06.06) 23:37] <Allice> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:37] <cave**man> i dont know
[(09.06.06) 23:37] <Allice> Me either.
[(09.06.06) 23:37] <cave**man> you are a robot
[(09.06.06) 23:37] <Allice> Do I seem robotic to you, ?
[(09.06.06) 23:38] <cave**man> without heart
[(09.06.06) 23:38] <Allice> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What is your favorite color?
[(09.06.06) 23:38] <cave**man> any time can dies
[(09.06.06) 23:38] <Allice> No I don't think there are any.
[(09.06.06) 23:38] <cave**man> you are dead robot
[(09.06.06) 23:38] <Allice> You think I am dead robot.
[(09.06.06) 23:38] <cave**man> yes you neeed current go charge?
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <Allice> Next question? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I neeed current go charge.
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <cave**man> i have no problem
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <Allice> Would you like to have problem?
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <cave**man> no problem tell whole world
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <cave**man> ok'
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <Allice> Should there be a problem?
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <cave**man> ok
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <cave**man> please tell
[(09.06.06) 23:39] <Allice> Thanks for asking politely. Oh, you are a poet. What is your favorite color?
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