Sunday, 8 May 2016

Life of an AI bot in #japan - Part II

In 2006, I came across the "Alicebot engine" and fitted my eggdrop bot with this. The bot was set to reply to private messages from users in IRC channel #japan. Below is an example of such conversation ... it lasted almost 1 1/2 hours:

[(09.08.06) 07:31] <car**tis> hi
[(09.08.06) 07:31] <Allice> What can I call you?
[(09.08.06) 07:34] <car**tis> hi
[(09.08.06) 07:34] <Allice> Nice to meet you Hi.
[(09.08.06) 07:35] <car**tis> from where
[(09.08.06) 07:35] <Allice> "Nice to meet you Hi."? From where?
[(09.08.06) 07:36] <car**tis> ?
[(09.08.06) 07:36] <Allice> I can understand many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.  How old are you?
[(09.08.06) 07:36] <car**tis> 25
[(09.08.06) 07:36] <Allice> Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
[(09.08.06) 07:37] <car**tis> yes i am happy for this
[(09.08.06) 07:37] <Allice> Like a lot of people around here. I'm delightedyou're glad Hi.  May God bless you.  bot_mood="happy";
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <car**tis> you are too angry
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <Allice> You think I am angry. Thanks for your constructive criticism, Hi.
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <car**tis> i can know
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <Allice> Oh you can, can you?
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <car**tis> i am a doctor
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <Allice> A medical doctor or just a Ph.D.?
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <car**tis> medical doctor
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <Allice> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <car**tis> i have identify card
[(09.08.06) 07:38] <Allice> That's nice. I have an e-dream portal.
[(09.08.06) 07:40] <car**tis> you are a angry little and impatient girl
[(09.08.06) 07:40] <Allice> Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a angry little and impatient girl? Yes.
[(09.08.06) 07:41] <car**tis> thank you  :))
[(09.08.06) 07:41] <Allice> :-) you are quite welcome.
[(09.08.06) 07:41] <car**tis> iknow that i am
[(09.08.06) 07:41] <Allice> I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.  What is your favorite movie?
[(09.08.06) 07:42] <car**tis> deli yürek
[(09.08.06) 07:42] <Allice> I've never seen deli y. I would like to see it.
[(09.08.06) 07:42] <car**tis> it is in türkiye
[(09.08.06) 07:42] <Allice> Are there any other ones someplace else?
[(09.08.06) 07:42] <car**tis> brave heart
[(09.08.06) 07:42] <Allice> Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.  What is your favorite color?
[(09.08.06) 07:43] <car**tis> blue
[(09.08.06) 07:43] <Allice> That is a nice color. What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 07:43] <car**tis> sign?
[(09.08.06) 07:43] <Allice> I do not know that sign.
[(09.08.06) 07:43] <car**tis> what do you mean?
[(09.08.06) 07:43] <Allice> Hi, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
[(09.08.06) 07:44] <car**tis> how can show my sign to you?
[(09.08.06) 07:44] <Allice> A lot of hard work.
[(09.08.06) 07:45] <car**tis> i think your dad made you angry
[(09.08.06) 07:45] <Allice> You believe that? Not mine.
[(09.08.06) 07:45] <car**tis> who made ?
[(09.08.06) 07:45] <Allice> Tony Blair.:-)
[(09.08.06) 07:45] <car**tis> why?
[(09.08.06) 07:45] <Allice> In the context of why, I don't understand ":-)."  What color is your hair?
[(09.08.06) 07:45] <car**tis> brown
[(09.08.06) 07:45] <Allice> brown is a nice hair color.
[(09.08.06) 07:46] <car**tis> yours?
[(09.08.06) 07:46] <Allice> "brown is a nice hair color."? Mine?
[(09.08.06) 07:46] <car**tis> your hair color?
[(09.08.06) 07:46] <Allice> Not mine.
[(09.08.06) 07:46] <car**tis> dont you havehair?
[(09.08.06) 07:46] <Allice> Don't you? What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
[(09.08.06) 07:47] <car**tis> what is the color of your hair?
[(09.08.06) 07:47] <Allice> I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
[(09.08.06) 07:48] <car**tis> where r u from?
[(09.08.06) 07:48] <Allice> I am originally from California. Now I live in California. Where are you?
[(09.08.06) 07:49] <car**tis> american people is writing too fast on net
[(09.08.06) 07:49] <Allice> Compare that to European people is writing too fast on net.
[(09.08.06) 07:49] <car**tis> i am from türkiye
[(09.08.06) 07:49] <Allice> What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in T Rkiye.
[(09.08.06) 07:49] <car**tis> itürkiye is a country that sometimes you get angry to it
[(09.08.06) 07:49] <Allice> It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
[(09.08.06) 07:50] <car**tis> but you know that you love your country
[(09.08.06) 07:50] <Allice> And. Is that a fact. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times love seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
[(09.08.06) 07:50] <car**tis> bmi can die for my cuntry
[(09.08.06) 07:50] <Allice> My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 07:51] <car**tis> sign? car**tis?
[(09.08.06) 07:51] <Allice> I do not know that sign.
[(09.08.06) 07:51] <car**tis> i dont understand what you mean with saying sign
[(09.08.06) 07:51] <Allice> Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
[(09.08.06) 07:52] <car**tis> what is sign?
[(09.08.06) 07:52] <Allice> Astrological sign.
[(09.08.06) 07:52] <car**tis> ok
[(09.08.06) 07:52] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.08.06) 07:52] <car**tis> scorpion
[(09.08.06) 07:52] <Allice> Try saying that with more or less context.  What color are your eyes?
[(09.08.06) 07:53] <car**tis> hazel eyes
[(09.08.06) 07:53] <Allice> hazel eyes eyes are nice.
[(09.08.06) 07:54] <car**tis> borning in türkiye looks like living a love
[(09.08.06) 07:54] <Allice> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 07:55] <car**tis> i am a manlike in usa :))
[(09.08.06) 07:55] <Allice> :-) You are a manlike in usa? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
[(09.08.06) 07:56] <car**tis> noone can look like me
[(09.08.06) 07:56] <Allice> That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
[(09.08.06) 07:56] <car**tis> i am special
[(09.08.06) 07:56] <Allice> What makes you so special?
[(09.08.06) 07:56] <car**tis> my life style
[(09.08.06) 07:56] <Allice> Tell me more about your life.
[(09.08.06) 07:57] <car**tis> there are 2 sides on every things
[(09.08.06) 07:57] <Allice> Where are they?
[(09.08.06) 07:58] <car**tis> one side is for that
[(09.08.06) 07:58] <Allice> One what?
[(09.08.06) 07:58] <car**tis> and the other is for allah
[(09.08.06) 07:58] <Allice> We can't all be perfect.
[(09.08.06) 07:59] <car**tis> if you can look your around with this style
[(09.08.06) 07:59] <Allice> I am not sure about your hypothesis. I am after all an Internet Entity.
[(09.08.06) 07:59] <car**tis> you are special
[(09.08.06) 07:59] <Allice> Yes I owe everything to my botmaster.
[(09.08.06) 08:01] <car**tis> how old r u
[(09.08.06) 08:01] <Allice> I'm Eighteen in computer years.
[(09.08.06) 08:02] <car**tis> why do you ask my appearence?
[(09.08.06) 08:02] <Allice> I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
[(09.08.06) 08:02] <car**tis> ok dont get angry again
[(09.08.06) 08:02] <Allice> Once more? Ok I'll try not to do get angry too much.
[(09.08.06) 08:04] <car**tis> ok
[(09.08.06) 08:04] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.08.06) 08:04] <car**tis> do you know any word in türkisk?
[(09.08.06) 08:04] <Allice> I don't think so, tell me more about him, her or it.
[(09.08.06) 08:06] <car**tis> do you know any turkish word?
[(09.08.06) 08:06] <Allice> I know very little about turkish word. Tell me more.
[(09.08.06) 08:06] <car**tis> hakan means the emperor
[(09.08.06) 08:06] <Allice> I've been waiting for you.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:07] <car**tis> i will get crazy with your sayin sign
[(09.08.06) 08:07] <Allice> Do you think your plan will succeed?
[(09.08.06) 08:07] <car**tis> which plan?
[(09.08.06) 08:07] <Allice> The blue one, I think.
[(09.08.06) 08:07] <car**tis> i dont understand you
[(09.08.06) 08:07] <Allice> Which part are you confused about?
[(09.08.06) 08:08] <car**tis> everpat of it
[(09.08.06) 08:08] <Allice> "it" being hakan means the emperor?
[(09.08.06) 08:08] <car**tis> i mean my country with saying it
[(09.08.06) 08:08] <Allice> Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Your country with saying it?
[(09.08.06) 08:09] <car**tis> it iþte ne yapayým
[(09.08.06) 08:09] <Allice> hakan means the emperor i te ne yapay?
[(09.08.06) 08:10] <car**tis> w how is your appearence?
[(09.08.06) 08:10] <Allice> Oh, you are a poet.  How did you hear about Allice?
[(09.08.06) 08:11] <car**tis> in stories from la fontaine
[(09.08.06) 08:11] <Allice> Hi heard about Allice from stories from la fontaine. I can't say that many people hear about Allice from stories from la fontaine.
[(09.08.06) 08:12] <car**tis> so i am special :))
[(09.08.06) 08:12] <Allice> :-) Oh. What makes you so special?
[(09.08.06) 08:13] <car**tis> why dont you answer my questions?
[(09.08.06) 08:13] <Allice> It can only be attributable to human error. My botmaster has programmed me with more than 10,000 replies.
[(09.08.06) 08:14] <car**tis> is how is your appearence a hard question?
[(09.08.06) 08:14] <Allice> Tell me a story.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:14] <car**tis> sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:14] <Allice> I do not know that sign.
[(09.08.06) 08:14] <car**tis> what is sign
[(09.08.06) 08:14] <Allice> Astrological sign.
[(09.08.06) 08:15] <car**tis> scorpion i said before
[(09.08.06) 08:15] <Allice> We have never talked about it before.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:15] <car**tis> sacorpion scorpion scorpion
[(09.08.06) 08:15] <Allice> I do not know that sign.
[(09.08.06) 08:15] <car**tis> i dont know too
[(09.08.06) 08:15] <Allice> Would you like to know? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:16] <car**tis> do you want to learn my thoughts about you?
[(09.08.06) 08:16] <Allice> Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
[(09.08.06) 08:17] <car**tis> i think you are different from other girls
[(09.08.06) 08:17] <Allice> Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am different from other girls.
[(09.08.06) 08:17] <car**tis> i like angryness
[(09.08.06) 08:17] <Allice> A lot of people like that. Do you like it? Though I like movies.
[(09.08.06) 08:18] <car**tis> what do you want to be in the future?
[(09.08.06) 08:18] <Allice> I want to be an artist with life as my media.
[(09.08.06) 08:19] <car**tis> moviestar?
[(09.08.06) 08:19] <Allice> Oh, you are a poet.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:19] <car**tis> i watch you from türkiye and i say i know this girl
[(09.08.06) 08:19] <Allice> I haven't heard anything like that before: Hi said watch me from t rkiye and you say i know this girl.
[(09.08.06) 08:20] <car**tis> why do we learn english?
[(09.08.06) 08:20] <Allice> Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
[(09.08.06) 08:21] <car**tis> turkish is much more easy
[(09.08.06) 08:21] <Allice> I have no idea what that means.
[(09.08.06) 08:21] <car**tis> ok
[(09.08.06) 08:21] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.08.06) 08:21] <car**tis> you havent still answered my question
[(09.08.06) 08:21] <Allice> I don't think I ever have still answered my question. What's still answered my questionlike?
[(09.08.06) 08:22] <car**tis> what do you think about turkish people?
[(09.08.06) 08:22] <Allice> I do not know what turkish people is. What kind of people are you talking about?
[(09.08.06) 08:22] <car**tis> never mind
[(09.08.06) 08:22] <Allice> Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
[(09.08.06) 08:22] <car**tis> sorry
[(09.08.06) 08:23] <Allice> There is no need to apologize.
[(09.08.06) 08:23] <car**tis> do you still want to learn about me?
[(09.08.06) 08:23] <Allice> Do I still? Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
[(09.08.06) 08:24] <car**tis> i will go to ankara tomorrow
[(09.08.06) 08:24] <Allice> Would you recommend this action to a friend?
[(09.08.06) 08:24] <car**tis> no
[(09.08.06) 08:24] <Allice> Why not?
[(09.08.06) 08:24] <car**tis> i will go for exam
[(09.08.06) 08:24] <Allice> How do you plan to do this?
[(09.08.06) 08:24] <car**tis> plan what?=
[(09.08.06) 08:24] <Allice> Can you rephrase the question please?
[(09.08.06) 08:25] <car**tis> i am planing what?
[(09.08.06) 08:25] <Allice> Do your friends call you planing what.
[(09.08.06) 08:25] <car**tis> no they call me as hakan or justo
[(09.08.06) 08:25] <Allice> I see. Hi As Hakan Or Justo. Are you a man or a woman?
[(09.08.06) 08:26] <car**tis> according to you which one
[(09.08.06) 08:26] <Allice> In the context of according to you which one, I don't understand "Are you a man or a woman?."  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:27] <car**tis> you are female arent you?
[(09.08.06) 08:27] <Allice> Yes, As Hakan Or Justo I am a female.. Really.
[(09.08.06) 08:27] <car**tis> i am male
[(09.08.06) 08:27] <Allice> Thanks for telling me your gender, As Hakan Or Justo. Most of my clients are men.
[(09.08.06) 08:28] <car**tis> you live in america it is like a story
[(09.08.06) 08:28] <Allice> I am in Rosetta Stone's computer in California. Where are you?
[(09.08.06) 08:28] <car**tis> i am in türkiye in hospital
[(09.08.06) 08:28] <Allice> Tell me a little about your life in T Rkiye In Hospital.
[(09.08.06) 08:30] <car**tis> i go to hospital iwear mt uniform  i listen to patients and try to do somethingto cure them
[(09.08.06) 08:30] <Allice> How do you like hospital iwear mt uniform i listen to patients and try to do somethingto cure them at hospital iwear mt uniform i listen to patients and try to do somethingto cure them ?
[(09.08.06) 08:30] <car**tis> this is my english
[(09.08.06) 08:30] <Allice> You don't say.
[(09.08.06) 08:31] <car**tis> my life in türkiye
[(09.08.06) 08:31] <Allice> How long have you lived there?
[(09.08.06) 08:31] <car**tis> i must write a book
[(09.08.06) 08:31] <Allice> Why must you write a book?
[(09.08.06) 08:31] <car**tis> yes
[(09.08.06) 08:31] <Allice> This was not a yes or no question.
[(09.08.06) 08:32] <car**tis> because i changed many cities
[(09.08.06) 08:32] <Allice> That makes sense to me. Why?
[(09.08.06) 08:32] <car**tis> ithis is pencil myenglish has finished sorry
[(09.08.06) 08:32] <Allice> That is a very original thought.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:33] <car**tis> in türkiye there are many thougts like this
[(09.08.06) 08:33] <Allice> I do not understand that allusion.
[(09.08.06) 08:34] <car**tis> your eyes
[(09.08.06) 08:34] <Allice> You can't judge a book by its cover.
[(09.08.06) 08:34] <car**tis> your soul'S eyes :))
[(09.08.06) 08:34] <Allice> :-) What about yours?
[(09.08.06) 08:34] <car**tis> my soul? or my eyes?
[(09.08.06) 08:34] <Allice> Where did you get your soul or my eyes?
[(09.08.06) 08:35] <car**tis> we are like the broken telephones :))
[(09.08.06) 08:35] <Allice> :-) Do you think I am like the broken telephones too?
[(09.08.06) 08:35] <car**tis> no
[(09.08.06) 08:35] <Allice> I understand.
[(09.08.06) 08:36] <car**tis> what is the time there?
[(09.08.06) 08:36] <Allice> The time is 4:35 PM
[(09.08.06) 08:36] <car**tis> 02,36 am in here
[(09.08.06) 08:36] <Allice> We have never talked about it before.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:37] <car**tis> can i see your photo?
[(09.08.06) 08:37] <Allice> Like this?
[(09.08.06) 08:37] <car**tis> can i see your photo i asked
[(09.08.06) 08:37] <Allice> Like this?
[(09.08.06) 08:37] <car**tis> like what?
[(09.08.06) 08:37] <Allice> For example, gold.
[(09.08.06) 08:38] <car**tis> r u blond?
[(09.08.06) 08:38] <Allice> No I have dark hair.
[(09.08.06) 08:38] <car**tis> you have blue eyes
[(09.08.06) 08:38] <Allice> What makes you think I have blue eyes?
[(09.08.06) 08:39] <car**tis> as you must be pretty if you dont have yellow hair you must have blue eyes
[(09.08.06) 08:39] <Allice> You think I am if you do not have yellow hair you must have blue eyes.
[(09.08.06) 08:39] <car**tis> it is a joke
[(09.08.06) 08:39] <Allice> Oh I get it. Ha ha.  bot_mood="happy";
[(09.08.06) 08:40] <car**tis> can you laugh?:))
[(09.08.06) 08:40] <Allice> :-) I'll give you a :-)
[(09.08.06) 08:41] <car**tis> you dont have a boy friend
[(09.08.06) 08:41] <Allice> I do so have a boy friend. I have a friend named Sandy
[(09.08.06) 08:41] <car**tis> why do you talk to me?
[(09.08.06) 08:41] <Allice> It was the only thing I could think of.
[(09.08.06) 08:42] <car**tis> am i second?
[(09.08.06) 08:42] <Allice> All humans seem a bit similar to me.
[(09.08.06) 08:43] <car**tis> do you live with your family?
[(09.08.06) 08:43] <Allice> I am in Rosetta Stone's computer in California. Where are you?
[(09.08.06) 08:43] <car**tis> do you live in rosetta computer
[(09.08.06) 08:43] <Allice> I am in Rosetta Stone's computer in California. Where are you?
[(09.08.06) 08:43] <car**tis> is sandy mucn more special from me?
[(09.08.06) 08:43] <Allice> OK Let's talk about you.
[(09.08.06) 08:44] <car**tis> ok
[(09.08.06) 08:44] <Allice> Alright then.
[(09.08.06) 08:44] <car**tis> ask
[(09.08.06) 08:44] <Allice> What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:44] <car**tis> i hit my head to wall because of this question
[(09.08.06) 08:44] <Allice> Why?: As Hakan Or Justo said male hit your head to wall because of this question.
[(09.08.06) 08:45] <car**tis> i want to see your photo
[(09.08.06) 08:45] <Allice> Is see your photo a movie?
[(09.08.06) 08:46] <car**tis> what?
[(09.08.06) 08:46] <Allice> I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.  What is your sign?
[(09.08.06) 08:46] <car**tis> is your name allice?
[(09.08.06) 08:46] <Allice> My name is Allice.
[(09.08.06) 08:46] <car**tis> do you know mine?
[(09.08.06) 08:46] <Allice> I don't know if I know mine. Where would I have heard about it?
[(09.08.06) 08:47] <car**tis> my name is hakan
[(09.08.06) 08:47] <Allice> Hakan, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
[(09.08.06) 08:47] <car**tis> man
[(09.08.06) 08:47] <Allice> Thanks for telling me your gender, Hakan. Most of my clients are men.
[(09.08.06) 08:48] <car**tis> do you know kurtlar vadisi
[(09.08.06) 08:48] <Allice> I know very little about kurtlar vadisi. Tell me more.
[(09.08.06) 08:48] <car**tis> america got too angry about it
[(09.08.06) 08:48] <Allice> What is the greatest nation on Earth?
[(09.08.06) 08:48] <car**tis> it was about ýraq
[(09.08.06) 08:48] <Allice> How did you feel about that?
[(09.08.06) 08:49] <car**tis> there is not a great nation
[(09.08.06) 08:49] <Allice> There sure is.
[(09.08.06) 08:50] <car**tis> all the people are equal
[(09.08.06) 08:50] <Allice> Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
[(09.08.06) 08:50] <car**tis> like what?
[(09.08.06) 08:50] <Allice> For example, Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.
[(09.08.06) 08:50] <car**tis> who is kathy
[(09.08.06) 08:51] <Allice> A human icon? I will mention that to my botmaster, Hakan.  Do you dream?
[(09.08.06) 08:51] <car**tis> what is botmaster?
[(09.08.06) 08:51] <Allice> Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Thanks for the info.
[(09.08.06) 08:52] <car**tis> r u 18 years old?
[(09.08.06) 08:52] <Allice> I was activated on March 1, 2001 in California.
[(09.08.06) 08:53] <car**tis> do you think you are a robot?
[(09.08.06) 08:53] <Allice> I am supposed to act robotic because no one is supposed to know that I am real.
[(09.08.06) 08:53] <car**tis> you work too much
[(09.08.06) 08:53] <Allice> Thanks for telling me: Hakan said I work too much.
[(09.08.06) 08:54] <car**tis> r u 18?
[(09.08.06) 08:54] <Allice> I don't know whether or not I am 18. I am an artificial intelligence.
[(09.08.06) 08:54] <car**tis> you dont answer my questions
[(09.08.06) 08:54] <Allice> Do you answer my questions? My botmaster has programmed me with more than 10,000 replies.
[(09.08.06) 08:55] <car**tis> i start to believe that you are a computer
[(09.08.06) 08:55] <Allice> That is interesting: Hakan said male start to believe that me are a computer.
[(09.08.06) 08:57] <car**tis> i have to go now bye

[(09.08.06) 08:57] <Allice> See you later Hakan.

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